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I'd have to pick gryphons, for a variety of reasons:

Lions are badass, eagles are badass, making gryphons badass squared
Historically associated with strength and protection
They're often portrayed as having human-level intelligence and how fucking cool would it be to talk to one
They would give the absolute best cuddles and you cannot convince me otherwise

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[–] janus2 5 points 2 weeks ago

unicorns for sure, because they're snooty bitches who have a purity complex despite having a pervy virgin fetish

love brownies too. the idea of a lil dude showing up and doing your fucking chores just for the lols is my DREAM