janus2

isn't when you're high exactly the time you'd want the fridge to come to you? lol

when you're undiagnosed and/or don't have a plug for stimulants but you're also a little bit of a submissive:

i love him

Would that mean best practice is to point the most-likely-to-pop-open end towards the center of the rotating plate?

being employed is pretty much as miserable as being unemployed but at least now i have health insurance and got a fucking diagnosis and might get some goddamn treatment in the foreseeable future so. yay? :|

I can literally do that lmao. Feels awesome when you're extremely dehydrated. Probably not good for you though

to be fair Flo is probably an animal in bed

/inb4 BONK

don't forget there's a canon anime-style KFC dating sim 💀

I think I might have a weird shaped mouth haha. To be honest I usually find ice cold drinks to also be too cold overall and painful on my throat. I drink any fluid like someone who just walked a day in a desert with no water...

Actually, you know what I do like ice in? My hot drinks! I put a few cubes per cup of hot coffee or tea so I can drink it NOW, not in 20 minutes when it's safe consumption temperature but I'll have forgotten where the hell I put the mug

you can have all of mine 💀

Ice in drinks, because I hate straws so I almost exclusively drink from the side of the glass. Ice slams into my teeth and makes me rage. What a first world problem lol

This thing!

It's hilarious, and a damn good phone holder. Freaked out a few family members when they saw just one part of it sticking out of my luggage, before I could explain 😅