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I can't start because i don't have any bad jokes cos I'm perfect

Edit: thanks for all your bad jokes but I'm now more unwell than i was yesterday so it didn't work

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

Bad-um-tish!

How does an elephant ask for more buns?

(extends arm from nose and waggles it like a trunk) "Can I have some more buns please?"

Bad-um-tish!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug.

Bad-um-tish!

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?

Douglas.

Bad-um-tish!

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack.

Bad-um-tish!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Bad-um-tish!

What do you call a man in a paper suit?

Russell.

Bad-um-tish!

What do you call a woman with shingles on her head?

Ruth.

Bad-um-tish!

What do you call a man with cat scratches all over his head?

Claude.

Bad-um-tish!

What do you call a woman with a tennis racket on her head?

Annette.

Bad-um-tish!

What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?

Warren.

Bad-um-tish!

What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neil.

Bad-um-tish!

What do you call a man who can't swim?

Bob.

Bad-um-tish!

What do you call a woman with a sunlamp on her head?

Tanya.

Bad-um-tish!

What do you call a man with an elephant on his head?

An ambulance, you monster.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What do you call a woman with a sunlamp on her head?

Tanya.

I don't get this one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Tan as in your skin tanning from sunlight and ya as in you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago