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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
Bad-um-tish!
How does an elephant ask for more buns?
(extends arm from nose and waggles it like a trunk) "Can I have some more buns please?"
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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug.
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What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas.
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What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack.
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
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What do you call a man in a paper suit?
Russell.
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What do you call a woman with shingles on her head?
Ruth.
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What do you call a man with cat scratches all over his head?
Claude.
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What do you call a woman with a tennis racket on her head?
Annette.
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What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?
Warren.
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What do you call a man who can't stand?
Neil.
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What do you call a man who can't swim?
Bob.
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What do you call a woman with a sunlamp on her head?
Tanya.
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What do you call a man with an elephant on his head?
An ambulance, you monster.
I don't get this one
Tan as in your skin tanning from sunlight and ya as in you
Ah okay! Ty