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*Oooooohhhh
There once was a lad with a bike and pack
He sure was a handsome Jack
Hopped on a bus from the south
Narry a peep or a word from his mouth
Arrived in the city with a smile and a plan
He was dead set on getting his man
He knew where to go, he knew where to be
He was going down in history
Oooohh soon will the class war come, just as soon as the singin' is done Cooome now and sing along, add your voices to the song Oooohhh soon will the class war come, just as soon as the singin' is done Cooome now and sing along, add your voices to the song
Everyone knows, Evil rises before the sun
That's just how it goes, so in the dark Jack grabbed his gun
A short train downtown then he ascended from the escalator
He was on a mission to kill that damned death trader!
It was dark and cold December morn
Jack needed something caffeinated and warm
Coffee in his cup, determination in his eyes
He marched off ready to deliver our villain their to their demise!
Oooohh soon will the class war come, just as soon as the singin' is done Cooome now and sing along, add your voices to the song Oooohhh soon will the class war come, just as soon as the singin' is done Cooome now and sing along, add your voices to the song*
Jack made his way to the door
That's where a devil would die on the floor
Wearing a smile behind his mask
Everything was in place to finish his task
He scratched an itch with his trigger finger and the devil got his due
But our hero didn't linger, feet to the pedals and away he flew!
Other demons cried but the the people cheer
Death's minions hid yet the people never felt freer!
Oooohh soon will the class war come, just as soon as the singin' is done Cooome now and sing along, add your voices to the song Oooohhh soon will the class war come, just as soon as the singin' is done Cooome now and sing along, add your voices to the song*
Handsome Jack left his mark: DELAY! DENY! DEPOSE!
With all that kindling it sure did spark: DELAY! DENY! DEPOSE!
Now we know those devils bleed just like rest of us: DELAY! DENY! DEPOSE!
Mimicry is a compliment paid by the best of us: DELAY! DENY! DEPOSE!
Where did he go, I won't say: DELAY! DENY! DEPOSE!
But he put on a show, and we've all got a role to play: DELAY! DENY! DEPOSE!
It's never easy but it can be fun, come now and do your part: DELAY! DENY! DEPOSE!
Don't be sad the singin' is done, this is just the start! DELAY! DENY! DEPOSE!
Sorry formatting is bad because I'm on my phone
Notes for improvement (no pun intended)
I'm not really musically or lyrically talented, so please more artistic folks,