Fucking finally at least some people are going to be released from that torture center.
Communists like Biden, socialists like Bernie, and Anarchists like Gavin Newsome of course
BREAKING "Area man defaces US courthouse with images of a pig shitting on its testicles. Motives currently unknown, but a local witness claims they heard him muttering under his breath about bugs and outdoor cats. More at 11."
be me, browsing hexbear when I wake up early in the morning
See old news thread is locked but new one has a few comments
"Oh boy! This means I get to see the new News Thread and fresh news!"
Open the link to the new News Thread
There's only a "First" comment and a shit post
Mfw
How dare you take this from me
lower the retirement age back to 62 and steal all of those company's productivity!
Lansing Michigan to Los Angeles is actually 2200 miles. So, even worse.
I had hidden those second two tweets away in a corner of my brain that you unearthed, and now I'm forced to feel that queezy feeling in my stomach at cringe on a level I find hard to describe.
So I mean, fuck you I guess.
When i popped the hood he had a look of cautious relief, but slightly incredulous that I had taken so long to find him. It's like, bro, YOU did this, not me lmao.
Joevember
Yikes lmao. PR ghouls continue to demonstrate they are the least useful of bullshit jobs in the blob, given that they are actively harmful to the ends they purport to achieve.
This is one of the funniest things to happen this year. Truly bespoke international relations move. They should figure out how to get those balloons across the Pacific so America has to shoot them down with 2 million dollar missiles.