[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is one of the funniest things to happen this year. Truly bespoke international relations move. They should figure out how to get those balloons across the Pacific so America has to shoot them down with 2 million dollar missiles.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago

Fucking finally at least some people are going to be released from that torture center.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

Communists like Biden, socialists like Bernie, and Anarchists like Gavin Newsome of course

[-] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago

BREAKING "Area man defaces US courthouse with images of a pig shitting on its testicles. Motives currently unknown, but a local witness claims they heard him muttering under his breath about bugs and outdoor cats. More at 11."

[-] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

be me, browsing hexbear when I wake up early in the morning

See old news thread is locked but new one has a few comments

"Oh boy! This means I get to see the new News Thread and fresh news!"

Open the link to the new News Thread

There's only a "First" comment and a shit post

Mfw cat-confused

[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago

How dare you take this from me arthur-punch

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

lower the retirement age back to 62 and steal all of those company's productivity!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Lansing Michigan to Los Angeles is actually 2200 miles. So, even worse.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

I had hidden those second two tweets away in a corner of my brain that you unearthed, and now I'm forced to feel that queezy feeling in my stomach at cringe on a level I find hard to describe.

So I mean, fuck you I guess.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

When i popped the hood he had a look of cautious relief, but slightly incredulous that I had taken so long to find him. It's like, bro, YOU did this, not me lmao.

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Yikes lmao. PR ghouls continue to demonstrate they are the least useful of bullshit jobs in the blob, given that they are actively harmful to the ends they purport to achieve.

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Schroedinger's post: do I mean what I say? Or is this an intentionally bad post because it's posted in the bad-posting com? sicko-spin

spoilerThere's no answers for you here only further mockery sicko-speeeeen

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I know Trump's word is worth less than dogshit, but hypothetically, he's now the harm reduction candidate when it comes to Ukraine.

Of course the liberals of reddit are hand-wringing about Putin and "tHe FrEe WoRlD"

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train-shining train-shining train-shining

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hex-crab

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Posting IS praxis and this is a solidarity thread with the freedom fighters of New Caledonia

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This is part of my culture.

pigpoop

PIGPOOPBALLS

horsepoo-theory

countdown

ppb-gigachad

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*typed a comment, decided it was worth it's own post

It gives them cover for all the other ways Biden is garbage too. They get to pretend it's just that ONE issue (which mustn't be named because ~~genocide~~ sounds bad), and they align with the left on everything else. Grossly inadequate action on climate change all but certainly dooming millions to death by climate disaster, white supremest border policies and foreign policy more broadly, failure to increase the minimum wage, failure to control cost of living, failure to protect reproductive rights, failure to protect LGBTQ+ rights, massive infrastructure failures like train derailments and Boeing and bridges, funding a corrupt military industrial complex grift in Ukraine, stoking a world war with China while simultaneously denying us affordable electric vehicles, robustly funding the police while discrediting and neutering BLM movement and then siccing their paid piggies on us first chance they get, expansion of domestic surveillance, failure to meaningfully address the rise of mask off fascism in America, healthcare please, no college debt relief, the list goes on and on.

But no, they just have to pretend we're all holdouts and unreasonable for caring about ONE issue. It's the only one they can't rationalize away because ~~genocide~~ is truly a bridge too far, so they retreat behind rhetoric and flatten the magnitude of that issue by pretending it somehow has to be considered in the larger picture while simultaneously refusing to give the larger picture any kind of sober analysis. These people are truly the smoothest of brains. I'm fully convinced of the criticism of the "white moderate" by MLK and, more pointedly, Malcom X. These polite Toadies of bourgeoisie democracy and capitalism are just as if not more complicit in these crimes by insisting there is no solution to our problems, all we can do is politely pull the blue lever so they can politely administer our misery instead of the rude red guy. They reduce all politics to civility and norms and crush whatever imagination or genuine action might spring up for a better future. Disgusting worms worth less than the dirt on the boots they lick.

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