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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Hypocrites! They do this tomfoolery but make classrooms hang up the approved lord and savior:

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As long as there's no more than 6 per student

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

But Jesus had 12 disciples.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

sharing is caring

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

6 double-ended dildos are legal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I'd like to see the legal statute that specifies that multi ended dildos are considered one dildo and that the other ends of said dildo do not count against the legally allowed number of dildos that a resident can own.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What if one broke in half, taking you over the limit?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

That would be quite climactic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

New Exorcist reboot just dropped.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Sexorcist

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

... Honestly, I bet that exists.

The real question is do I want to Google it or not...

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0127877/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

This one’s a bit more tame: https://www.discogs.com/release/4322377-White-Zombie-La-Sexorcisto-Devil-Music-Vol-1

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The passion of the dildo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

“…the Spirit of God came upon him…”