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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You cannot convince me this is not a child. This is baby's first reddit atheist moment (and I say this as a reddit atheist).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did the Rathiests ever actually read the fairytales they mocked?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A lot were probably raised religious.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

so was i but I don't know what that shit was about

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

The Reddit-brained preoccupation with "adults" magically showing up to solve problems and the problem makers being seen as "infants" does speak of immaturity, but that immaturity can sometimes last a lifetime, especially with the "my old man kicked my ass and I turned out FINE" grillman crowd.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The most Reddit comment to ever exist. Only missing a porn reference and the word "bacon" in there.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

this made me stop being an atheist.

there is a hell and we are in it right now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

there is a hell and we are in it right now

I started reconsidering atheism and seriously considering Catharism when I came to this realization.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I HATE THE DEMIURGE

I HATE THE DEMIURGE

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

no one makes me rethink my atheism as fast as a reddit atheist. I've resolved to never read anything they've written in order to keep the philosophical underpinnings of the way I think on firm ground.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Weaponized "both sides" brainworms wishing psychological torment, suffering, and death on "both sides" to be like a bloodsoaked god of smugness among men. hypersus

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"why not just deploy some dual faithed Messiah figurehead"

He's actually asking for CIA Jesus?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

"Why don't we just trick all the simple minded brown people with a shiny new religion?"

Gee I wonder why Americans have a global reputation as being somehow both condescending and self righteous and simultaneously dumber than dogshit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

smuglord Have they considered just not believing in a freaking sky wizard, since that's all this conflict is really about?

I took a look at their profile, and found casual ableism and misanthropy, the reddit-logo runs deep.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I blame Dune for injecting this idea into Liberal minds

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Except in dune it was a hundred years long project done by a powerful cabal with magical powers.

And the messiah had literally all the best magical powers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It certainly sharpened the edge on their pizza cutter of a pointless take. I'm a Dune enjoyer and it fucking sucks when people derive bad ideas from it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah obviously in dune it’s shown as bad because it basically kicked off the biggest genocide of all time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Some galaxy brains just nod along to the "Golden Path" and see the entire galaxy wide atrocity campaign as justified because of what was scribbled in later to justify it after Frank Herbert died. Terminal stage "means to an end" thinking.