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When you're not driving it, you can wear it like a mech. It all happens on X.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (4 children)

And when it starts to implode disable wifi so you can't call out for help.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

oops the black box deleted the data!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I hope this one also has a specific billionaire inside it when that happens

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’m fine with any billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I wouldn't complain but I'd really like to know elon got compressed

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Elon doesn't drive a tesla

[–] vexikron 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Even better, as it starts to implode, water + electronics = malfunctioning car AI that locks you in the car, which then has a battery fire.

While underwater.

Do you drown or burn to death first?

Oh well its all worth it because you can change the horn to a fart noise.

Elon truly is a genius.

EDIT: Upon further review, the judges on the field have identified two other possible causes of death:

The ABSURDLY toxic and poisonous fumes from the LiOn battery may actually asphyxiate/blood poison you to death as you are enclosed in a steel box underwater

AND

Fucking DUH you may also just be electrocuted to death.

So we now have 4 horrible, actually pretty fast acting processes that could cumulatively kill you, or maybe one would kill you first.

I propose we get Adam Savage to do a one off MythBusters christmas special, and the role of test dummy will be played by Mr 420 Dogecoin himself.

Gotta lead from the front.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

which model has the rear doors that don't unlock without power?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Model X, I believe. The Model S is the one where the wheels fall off.