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2024 Predictions (hexbear.net)

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Half-Life 3 announced. America collapses before its released in 2031

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Switch 2 is announced and disappoints as it only does the bare-minimum people expect a console to do. Live-action Zelda trailer drops and people who think video game movies are good defend it using their mental health as a shield.

A "mysterious" disease colloquially known as super-COVID exists and kills 1-2% of the population. The current vaccinations that are 12.5-25% effective against it and cost $125 will be used to blame the deaths on individuals' financial irresponsibility.

Mel Gibson denounces NATO and I'm forced to stan and watch the Lethal Weapon films again.

Edit: Bruce Willis' children speak into his barely-conscious brain via an earpiece to tell people to vote for Biden in a commercial.