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You're advertising a restaurant on a billboard so you have someone sitting at a table and the table has an Ikea logo on it and the cup has a Coke logo on it and they are wearing Nike shoes and they have a Gucci purse and the server is wearing an Aramark apron and the other person is paying with their Visa card and the building the restaurant is in is managed by Blackrock and the whole roasted chicken is sponsored by Tyson and the reflection of their parked car prominently displays a KN logo and the lights are sponsored by Philips and the electricity is sponsored by Clean Coal and the glassware is Target brand and the pen being used to sign the bill is Bic and outside is a random person smoking a Marlboro and there is a GrubHub delivery person picking up from the host stand which is Crate and Barrel brand and there is a neon sign behind the bar that says Bud Light and there is a tiny cockroach in an Orkin branded trap in a corner and the billboard is sponsored by Demand Inc and the pole the billboard is on is prominently branded US Steel

Why is nobody doing this what happened to capitalist efficiency smdh

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Soda commercial where the actor has to drink 1 of every soda in 30 seconds.

Fast food commercial where they have to eat 1 of every hamburger in 30 seconds.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Back when I used to work at a burger shop, the only way we could get free food is if we ate it within 30 seconds in the little gap area between the cameras. I was a master at doing this. I could engulf those burgers like my life depended on it.