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Mark My Words: Before 2026 we'll hear about several human Neuralink patients who died before this successful one (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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No way they got that shit working on humans on the first try. Someone or several people died (or were permanently damaged) from it and they've covered it up.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What are the odds that the first "subjects" will be Musk jock riders, Financially desperate people, or Prisoners?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget terminal cancer patients. Wouldn't be suprised if thats the #1 group being recruited. PR can spin their deaths as inevitable and blame the cancer not the nueralink tumor they implanted.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The caveat being it'd be more cancer patients that are refusing any type of treatment. Gotta be healthy enough to have your brain cut apart but not filled with chemotherapy stuff or being nuked by radiation on the regular.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Steve Jobs would have been perfect for this.