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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Lol

That's absolutely insane. Never heard of this, but couldn't she literally just get a rifle, a couple of boards, a stopwatch, and a protractor, and literally just shoot a gun into the air and hit batman in the head from 2 miles away? Couldnt she hack any computer including all of Batman's shit? They are very close to saying Batman could toss a cheeky batarang at God

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that is easily within her capabilities.

At one point she performs a relatively similar stupid gun trick and

spoilerremoves the part of another superhuman's brain that lets them control their powers, by shooting them in the head with a handgun in the exact right spot to turn off their powers without killing them or otherwise causing brain damage.
But she's not their special boy, Batman, so they're like "Batman can dodge bullets, because one writer in 2006 wrote a comic where he did that one time, and therefore he'd just dodge the bullet and speed blitz her."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Lol clearly someone got stuck writing batman when they wanted some other superhero