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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I'm sure pirates knew the answer. Probably fighter pilots as well.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

As a retired Center Air Traffic Controller, thank you for that. I've got a million stories, and it's good to hear one from the other side of the mike.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Oh you haven’t seen this one? In jealous you are getting to read it for the first time today. It’s so good

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Lmao I hadn't seen that reversed copypasta one yet. It's beautiful

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Lol is this not a story about you? Is it a wall of text meme I've never heard of?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Well it made perfect sense to me, and was funny and rang true. Real pilot humor there.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

lol yea. It’s a reversed copy pasta. The original story is from the SR71’s perspective. It’s pet great both ways.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Haha, well here's one from my life for you.

I had just gotten checked out on my first radar position and I was sitting down for my first time working traffic by myself. The next thing I know I get handed off the Concord, which was still flying back then, and I had never worked a Concord before. It's speed is pegged out at 999 knots and I know it's going way faster than that. I look over at the strip and there's a note on it that says the Queen of England is on board, flying in to visit Florida.

My first day, the Concord, and the Queen. I turn around, nervous as hell, and shout to the guys behind me, a bunch of crusty veterans who are mostly ex-Vietnam helicopter pilots hired when the strike happened, "Hey I'm over here working the Concord with the Queen of England on it. What do I do?"

Just as easy as pie one of the guys looks back at me and says "Make her number one."

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Lmao I love it. That’s a great story. Thanks for sharing!

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