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Yeah and it's also accusing libraries of being drug-infested sex dens
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It's as if Fox News is not a reasonable source for anything but counterfactual nonsense
If this were true, people would actually go to the library more often!
If libraries were actually drug-infested sex dens, I would hang out in the library more than on Lemmy.
Could you imagine if Fox News found out about Lemmy?
My guess is that the headline would be something like "WOKE NETIZENS TRAIN HACKERS TO TAKE OVER THE INTERNET BY SPREADING WOKENESS"
I mean I always wanted to shag the hot librarian in my hometown but sadly they weren't sex dens back then! 😭
Their lawyers argued in court that they were a source for entertainment, not news.