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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Washing the car in sunlight voids the warranty.

Washing the car under moonlight also voids the warranty, because moonlight is just reflection of sunlight.

Washing the car during a lunar eclipse also voids the warranty, as the stars are just distant suns.

Washing the car indoors at a carwash also voids the warranty, unless you turn on Car Wash mode.

Washing the car indoors in Car Wash mode may void the warranty, at our discretion. (Spoiler: we probably will)

[–] Esqplorer 19 points 6 months ago

Not washing the car? Believe it or not, voided warranty.