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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Any bet what's going to happen first?

Teacher kills another teacher.

Teacher kills a student.

Student steal the gun and kill the teacher.

Student steal the gun and kill another student.

Place your bets.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

Chud teacher brings a hair trigger colt 45 to school

A light breeze causes the gun to fire

Other teachers hear gunshots and return fire in roughly the direction the sound came from

School officer hears gunshots and hides

5 dead, 13 injured, school officer promoted to FBI

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Very realistic.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

Teacher leaves the gun in a bathroom, student finds it and is shot by school resource officer while on the way to turn it in

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Student steal the gun and kill another student.

Would say this is the most likely situation. This just sounds like they're trying to make access to weapons as convenient as possible for school shooters.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Student steals gun and kills teacher and student(s) for $500, Bob!