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Metal Memes

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Memes. For metal music.

Don't be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 6 months ago (3 children)

plagues, great floods and, pandemics

What it the unholy bastardized oxford comma is that?

That's like pronouncing "GIF" as "YIFF"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

yEAH ;:+ i'ts Satan,

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Punctuation is not Satan's forte.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

But his violin recitals leave no eye dry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Also makes me curious, is there actually a difference between a plague and a pandemic or is it just the old word for it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

A pandemic is an epidemic (rapidly spreading disease/virus) that's spread to multiple countries, meaning a pandemic can be caused by any infectious thing that spreads its shit. Plague is just sickness caused by a bacteria called yersinia pestis!

Edit: to add to the plague thing - we call pandemics plagues because of the fun times in medieval Europe when the plague caused a pandemic

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Very enlightening, thank you!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Plague is not just referring to pestilence.

It can also refer to a pandemic of another disease, or also biblical swarms of locusts destroying the harvest.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

Hello Satan. I also do orgies and metal bands, and am free this evening.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Where you been bud? Plagues and floods been pretty popular. Metal bands seem scarce these days and I haven't been invited to an orgie in quite awhile.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm jealous of how much you've to discover if you think metal bands are scarce.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'll look into that. What about the orgies though?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The orgies are pretty scarce to my knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Look for the pineapples

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

make more extremely queer friends and you'll find some of them haha

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you used to get invited to orgies at some point, but now you're not getting the invites.....it may not be the orgies that have stopped....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Cmon, what's the point of religions if I cant blame stuff on Satan?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes, you are fucked
Shit out of luck
Now I'm complete
And my cock you will suck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wait, wait, wait
You motherfucker
We challenge you to a rock-off
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, fuck
Fuuuuuuck
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock-off challenge
What are your terms?
What's the catch?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Dave was so good in that.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Also knowledge and free will.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Linux is full of daemons...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

And secret words that grant you great power!

Ah wait, Windows adopted sudo as well.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I thought open source is communist not satanist?

Saw an awareness post about it just the other week

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

and who's the guy at the back?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is just how communists look.

They have long nails and red skin because they lack access to capitalist wonders such as nail clippers and sunscreen

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

ah yes the fine line between being the satan and not enough selfcare

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lucifer is based. Also a pretty good detective.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Lucy is a girl's name! Hahaha, you have a girl's name!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Satan seems like a nice guy. Unfortunately, being associated with god is his only downside 😞

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

How come all the best books are evil? And the best games?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

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