this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2023
1169 points (96.9% liked)

Memes

44925 readers
3267 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A classic. So many questions arise from this simple text+image post:

  1. Is this person's child named really "Strairdrac The Netherwatcher"?
  2. Is Strairdrac even human?
  3. Why does Strairdrac want to teach crabs how to read?
  4. Why is it considered forbidden knowledge?
  5. What other knowledge is forbidden?

We will never have all the answers. Still, the questions are themselves a sort of answer.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

to know all the answers is… forbidden knowledge

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  1. Strairdrac is three crabs in a trenchcoat, now teaching others of his kind how to blend in with humans
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Crab people

Crab people

Taste like Crab, walk like people

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

the child is... strange.

we've made repeated efforts to contact the Florida Guard, the Florida Attorney General, the Governor!

Random Asshat: "the Florida Guard! that we be! please gaze upon my curdled milks and slimy vegetables!"

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I get the "haha" of this particular search getting reported on...but I think that this sort of surveillance is definitely stepping into creepy territory that will end up doing more harm than good.

There were definitely web searches I performed about topics back when I was younger that I would never want my parents to know. When you live in an oppressive household where you are taught never to think outside of the box or be anything your parents don't want you to be, having the internet available is supposed to be a path to liberation.

If they want to set up filters that block certain results, fine. But tattling is just unethical, especially if the child does not know their search history is being monitored by their parents.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (8 children)

if only there was a Black mirror episode about the dangers of being an overbearing parent.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The thing is, parents get incredibly conflicted messages about this. When a child DOES end up looking at something bad parents get all the blame for not supervising and controlling their child and get called abusive. If they supervise and control their child they get called helicopter parents or abusive as well.

And it's not only regarding the internet. When parents let their children roam, for example, the neighborhood and something bad happens, the parents get the blame and called abusive for letting their child roam the neighborhood. If they control outdoors time for they child, they are abusive again.

It literally doesn't matter what you do as a parent, a lot of people will call you a bad parent or an abuser for it. I believe it is one reason why some people don't want to have children at all. It's basically an impossible task.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (7 replies)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This sort of oppressive situation is my childhood in a nutshell. And you're right, it's entirely unethical, and in combination with other factors can be used as a factor in psychological abuse. I know I at least am traumatized from it, and surveillance was definitely one of many signifigant factors.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People really underestimate the effects constant surveillance has on a kid.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (23 children)

Stop spying on your kid... Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Even worse using kaspersky...

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (22 replies)
[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (6 children)

When I was a kid (way too many years ago) my parents gave up trying to restrict my Internet usage because no matter what they did I could easily get around it. I knew more about networking than they did. Then I grew up to become an IT administrator.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (10 children)

The question is,will you be able to restrict YOUR kids?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

See instead of blacklisting websites you whitelist instead

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Don't restrict but rather educate and guide them. I would probably fail but hey: I tried.

load more comments (8 replies)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My mom asked my uncle to restric access.
I researched how to unblock it during my time :)
Was seemingly IP-based and the router probably just created an DHCP reservation for my device. Changing IP to static and done. They should do it via MAC. And even that is useless nowadays.

Edit: Also work in IT now.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I gave my kids completely open internet access and just chose to talk with them on what they might encounter. If I'd locked their devices, they'd just went online at a friend's place.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I didn't restrict my kids Internet access, but I did tell them that even though I'm not tracking everything they're doing online, the ISP, the school, upstream providers, search engines, social medias, advertisers, and pretty much everyone else will be.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

And this is why kids should grow up with increasingly restrictive parental control software. It's educational.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago

Dudes remove that spyware from your Networks omg

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Illegal crab learning, alerting the authorities

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I should hope so. You want the crabs taking over?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I had less problems with my childs long before internet

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

"Straidrac The Netherwatcher" is quite a curios kind

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Too late.

CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Forbidden knowledge. Oooh.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Is this a joke about rust?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

computer spyware taught me not to trust computers, my parents, or corporations
it also taught me how to format drives and reinstall operating systems

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, how else would we continue to subdue the
CRAB PEOPLE

CRAB PEOPLE

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Crab people, crab people!

They taste like crab, talk like people.

One of my favorite South Park episodes and definitely the first thing I thought of when I saw OP's post, haha

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have learned the forbidden knowledge of the crab people.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Forbidden knowledge......???? WTF is that description

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

They're planning something... BEWARE.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (9 children)

This isn't even funny. my parents weren't that tech savvy and i learnt about porn from about 4th grade or so. parents need to be in control of what their children are browsing

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Do you feel like you're a worse person for learning about porn at such a young age? I also learned about porn around that age (2nd~4th grade) and I feel like it had no impact on my life whatsoever as an adult.

The funny part of the post is referring to "teaching crabs how to read" as "forbidden knowledge"

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm an old person. I learned about porn at age 4 from finding my parents' stash.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (7 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›