So this "grand cosmic plan" seems to involve a lot of everyone having to tell god how great he is every day... Sounds like a certain deity has some crippling self confidence issues
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2024
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The seraphim, the highest order of angels and those closest to God (at least in the Christian interpretation) only exist to tell God how great he is:
six-winged beings that fly around the Throne of God crying "holy, holy, holy".
He's paying some dudes just to hang around and polish his ego.
He had an overbearing father who disciplined him hashly to be fair.
His overbearing father who was also him
'Made in "His" image' is clear; to be anxious is to be divine.
The argument of the cosmic plan is the reasons are beyond human understanding
The child that died slowly and painfully from a horrible disease, died for a reason. God willfully did/allowed it, but for a reason we just are unable to understand. So to a thiest this meme doesn't make sense.
Mind you I don't believe in this stuff but these kind of jabs are just preaching to the athiest choir.
It's c/atheistmemes, this is choir practice.
People who say "it's all part of God's plan" are inconsolably brainwashed. There's no convincing these people if they can rationalize away irrationality.
IF- and this 'if' is doing a lot of work here, god exists... then the 'plan' is to LARP as the White Knight.
remember, the whole sin thing started with Adam and Even in the garden. any one who has ever raised kids, or pets more interesting than a yeast starter... knows that you put two pets in a yard, tell them they can do whatever, except eat from two plants...
.... they're gonna eat from two plants.
Original sin was a setup. When a child burns their hand on the stove you told them not to touch, you don't condemn them to hell for it. Also, why did you leave the stove on and leave the kid unattended? Also, why would you punish their descendants for the sins of their parents? Also, why did you invent hell, the stove, and the temptation? "Free will" is a bullshit answer for an omniscient being who knows what's going to happen.
The answer is… so that being can RP as some kind of hero. It’s even more transparent morality bullshit than BioWare games.
why did you leave the stove on and leave the kid unattended?
Listen, I got a call on the phone, I have my excuse. I'm not omniscient, though.
Trying to get a good sourdough starter going has been one of the most infuriating things I've done. I've managed it once, only for it to die to mold. Dogs at least will bug you for thing they need eventually.
Just in case you wanna give it a go
You can also hit them up for support from chat or phone.
Edit to add, if anyone else has a starter, I highly recommend their popovers as something to try with discards. They’re amazing. (Alternatively, for breakfast the waffles/pancake batter,)
I know there's a fancy name for these arguments but I dont recall them.
I mean that flow chart fails to disprove god through the circular discussion on free-will. If you want to argue logic in the discussion about if God cannot create a world with free-will but also without evil then he is not all powerful. But those ideas are opposed to each other. No matter the amount of power, making evil non-existent takes away a component of free-will. Could a creation god create a world that does not have a god? The question is paradoxical.
Not a defense of faith but a disapproval of this particular argument against it.
Isn't that an argument against an all powerful God though? That if God were all powerful, that they can do literally anything, that they could create a world such that there was free will and no evil.
If God cannot create such a world then God cannot be all powerful. Just because we cannot imagine what that world would look like wouldn't limit an all powerful God from creating it.
I mean that's just as bad faith of an argument as a Christian saying "it's God's will." You can't argue against nonsense and illogical concepts because they will hit you with more nonsense. But if an argument can be made logically, that's when it is time to meet it with more logic. If evil exists, and is also not a creation, but a facet of life, then to remove all opportunity to choose evil, destroys the idea of free will. Turn the argument on its head. "If God were all powerful, he could create a world with free will and also no good." That doesn't even make sense. If there is no good there is no evil. There is no longer a choice in the matter.
At that point you have to think about things like free will and good and evil as what they are, human inventions of the mind. I know people of faith who understand the difference between inventions of man and what they believe are creations of God. It's silly to say God invented the car I drive. It's also silly to say God invented math or philosophy or science. Only the real fanatical types will argue that way. Instead most people, when they boil it down, will come to understand good and evil are human ideas. For the faithful, I think the smart ones will be able to determine that if we invented those ideas, they don't exist because God made them exist, but because humans chose to invent them with their free will.
I think I'm going to stop defending the Christians now lol. They are capable of their own arguments. As bad as they usually are...
Then they can go the "god is not literally all powerful as he can't do logical conflicting things together", when then asked why, either because he is "only" maximally powerful and to obey logic. Or because he would have to destroy logic for that and it would break any concept like good or evil and his creation would lose all good as well and free will becomes absurd too because there is literally no logic, so how would a person use their will?
This flow chart assumes god isn’t evil.
Logical explanation:
"Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk." - Tom Waits
Love Tom Waits.
That might be a branch off the "why didn't he?" box.
This comment assumes that someone other than God has the moral authority to define evil. If God doesn't define evil, then who does? If I say what God does is wrong and therefore evil, what am I really saying? Aren't I judging God? I dont even have the authority to judge other men, let alone God. If I had the authority to judge God, then between the two of us, which one of us is really God?
God knew men would eat of the Tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Thus, giving man the ability to judge good and evil.
According to scholar Nathan French, the term likely means "the knowledge for administering reward and punishment," suggesting that the knowledge forbidden by Yahweh and yet acquired by the humans in Genesis 2–3 is the wisdom for wielding ultimate power.
I mean, would it contradict anything if God didn't have free will?
You just brought me back nearly 2 decades. The endless “free will v predestination” debates during theology discussion were the tipping point to cast away my faith.
Nothing occurs to me but it is a sign of weakness since supposedly we have it.
Then god is an automaton. A machine. It is arguably not the most perfect beautiful thing that can exist.
Also, humans were made to his likeness, and humans have (per Bible) free will.
humans were made to his likeness, and humans have (per Bible) free will
Your reasoning is backwards here, isn't it? Essentially it's saying "If we were made in God's image, then God must look like exactly like us" is it not?
If A is similar to B, then B is similar to A. There is no “arrow” in similarity.
I have never designed a machine that had an ass and decided to show it to people.
For a nice read on the logic of free will, written by logician Raymund Smullyan, here's 'is God a taoist?':
https://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/godTaoist.html
The best logical argument I can make for tragedies is the need for perspective. If nothing but good things happened all the time then we'd take them for granted and nothing would ever seem to change or be different, just boring and perfectly fine all the time.
This seems great now, since we live with so much tragedy in our current lives, but perhaps we'd still question a reality where nothing bad ever happens if it's all we've ever known?
Right so some kid has to starve to death that way we regular folks enjoy sunsets?
We have the geological record. We know that there has been about 500 million years that life capable of feeling pain has been in existence. So 500 million years of life starving, getting eaten, getting cancer, being broken randomly, being deformed, and being infected all happened just for us to be not bored?
It gets worse, somehow, when you think of humanity alone. There have been about 100 billion humans who all existed before the development of first civilizations. They were just as human as me or you.
- 33% of adult women died giving birth or immediately afterwards for their first and only child.
- Approximately 50% of those children died before age 10
- about 50% as a whole died from being murdered, a rate so high it easily makes us the most bloodthirsty mammal objectively ranked.
- For a twenty thousand year period 16 out of 17 males didn't reproduce. Castration might have been invented then but no one knows for sure.
Now these humans loved their partners and children as much as we do. I want you to think about that. Imagine half of your children dying imagine knowing sex could lead to your wife dying imagine knowing that murder was the single leading cause of death.
For anyone who claims this argument I ask them to imagine having to explain to a 100 billion people one by one that what happened to them was needed so our 21st asses don't get jaded about a world too nice.
I didn't say it was pretty or right or even what I would choose, but yes, all of the terrible things that have ever happened to anyone or anything for any reason or no reason at all. It's just about a cruel juxtaposition.
Ok, the death of the 2 year old child is part of the cosmic plan and will serve for the moral growth of the parents (who cares about the dead kid). But what about all the menial inconveniences that annoy us day after day, soon to be forgotten, the vast majority of which will never serve as a lesson to anyone? I could have made a better job than God at this Creator of the Universe shit.