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[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago (3 children)

He's should be free not locked in a cage

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Perhaps he's looking at us through bars, for we do not run on free software

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's not what free means in this context.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Goddammit borrow some words from another language already, for example "gratis" vs "libre" would do the job so fine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If I could install Linux as the way my mind operates, I'd do it. At least then I'd be able to use locate

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

...And lolcat
/s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

But it is a fait worse then death!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Yeah the light is coming from outside shining in. Hes definitely the free one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Maybe he's outside looking in, and windows users are locked in the cage :|

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

4:3 resolution? I think you're using it on a screen old enough to vote.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

4:3 resolution is great for productivity.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

Very classic Tux vibes.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

He's climbing in yo Windows

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Is Tux urinating? He looks like his at a urinal.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Is this WSL?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I've had a similar wallpaper on my work machines running Windows for a long time now. Made in GIMP of course ;)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I should put that on my Mac.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Set to stretch for the extra crusty look (and because it was cut off otherwise).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

You delivered, damn

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Always use this on my Windows VMs

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Free my man Tux

The libre shall not be infringed

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Tux is free. Free, and open source.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

We are all just prisoners here, of our own device.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I like it! Tho personally and no detrimentally, a penguin having a chest like a human seems a bit strange to me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

something something linux subsystem in windows...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Kinda wanting to put a discreet tux into my 4k bliss desktop now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

LET ME IN!

LET ME IIIIIIN!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I can't take credit. I just found it on a search

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Is there a mobile version?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I use the full size version on my windows drive, not that I use the windows drive much...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

OK but the behind the scenes of that particular windows background is fucking proper.

https://youtu.be/ewmXizBqjl0

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I watched this whole fucking video on my Debian machine waiting for the joke and tux to come up. Just to realize it is me who is the joke because I just got tricked into watching a fugging mIcRoSoFt ad ... smh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Knock Knock

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

Not bad but it'd be better if it was an arch window.