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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago

Joethnic Bidensing

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Genocide Joe*

*the genocide is good

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

This really is your best bet, just educate people on why hamas needs to be genocided.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

Butcher Biden

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

GI Joe
Joseph Robinette Stalin

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

GI Joe

you're standing too close to the lathe, sir, please back away slowly

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

GI Tract Joe if he goes the way of Bolsonaro and dies of doo doo butt disease.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

please step towards the lathe

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

they'll have nancy pelosi say some dumb shit like "GI Joe, 'Gets It Done' Joe" when they're trying to make the name stick

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

George W. Brandon. It suggests the decorum and reverence of Bush-era war crimes, plus appeals to young people with the "Dark Brandon" imagery

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Genocide Joey sounds more friendly

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

would drink a beer with

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Joe "maybe less genocidal than Trump" Biden

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

"Joe Momma" in order to transmit his caring and protective nature

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Joedolf Brandler

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

🎶If it hadn't been for Genocide Joe🎶 🎶Trump'd be president long time go🎶

🎶 Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Genocide Joe🎶

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Joe von bidekompf

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Friendocide Joe

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Probably ´the late former president’ because he’s a 80-plus year old man with dementia.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Forget about it. Its Joever

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Tyrannosaurus Trump

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Joenicide Jen

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Joe Bellend