This is the most injeanious comment I've read in a long time.

I’m pretty sure every organization is under some kind of siege by their versions of sales and marketing. In better days those voices get balanced or bested by smarter heads. In worse days, they don’t, marketing takes over and the company is sold for scrap two years later.

Silicone? I suppose even sex toys need proper security these days.

That's good!

The others make sense if you drop the extra extra buzz words. Like quantum. Containers exist, the block chain exists, I wouldn't be surprised if some idiot combined those. Though quantum computing ... is not related to normal computing.

Fun fact, the whole thing is actually a science/engineering injoke that’s been going for decades. Look up Turbo Encabulator

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_encabulator

Turbo Encabulator

And no ‘single push of a button’, the filthy casuals.