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[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Fixation on food security

The man is OBSESSED with food security.

All he thinks about is FEEDING PEOPLE.

What kind of SICK FUCK just goes around all day wondering how to GENERATE ENOUGH FOODSTUFF FOR 1.4B PEOPLE

Jesus FUCKING Christ, what a psycho.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago

Why would this country that has a written history going back thousands of years recording famine and its resulting upheaval be concerned with food security?

Must be the inscrutable oriental brainpan.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The See See Pee bribes the Chynese people with food, water, and shelter for support

Xi is done for

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[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Chinese farmers are just yearning for the opportunity to grow bananas for the United Fruit Company.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (4 children)

In East Germany, no banana.

In Venezuela, only banana.

In Glorious People's Republic of Walmart, choose any food you want and one of our child slaves will be by shortly to bring it to you.

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I think it is actually authoritarian that we're not allowed to hunt economists for sport

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[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes. The single individual. Forcing this country of over a billion people against their will to have their own sustainable food supply. On his own. Like a dictator.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Believing that over a billion people are all unilaterally controlled by a single person is not only peak great man theory, but also just another extension of rabid racism

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (9 children)

4chan calls us Chinese people "soulless bug men" and it's just so cool and good that the Economist is printing the polite version of that.

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like how they took a photo that is clearly very mundane and used a filter to make it look like literal hell. Very subtle.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The wealth of farmers is not more important than the food security of a nation. We do not need modern day kulaks, which is probably what the economist wants in China.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago (1 children)

not even just that, capitalists want all nations to be dependent on imported food so it can be used as leverage

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, sankara-salute said it best. Look at your plate and where your food is from if you want to know who the imperialists are

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago

Communism too much food?

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nooo you can't just make food to feed people without a profit motive!

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Xi jinping failed to consider that food isn't a universal right under capitalism. How are we supposed to condemn China as capitalist and fascist if they do socialism?!?

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (6 children)

fixation on food security

caring more about feeding people than feeding profits makes you a monster to The Economist

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Shit he's giving food to people with his comically large spoon!

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

good for feeding people

not valuable

choose one, piggy

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (5 children)

This is like my dad said about how Xi is sending youth into the countryside to farm like in Mao's Cultural Revolution (he was talking about how there are incentive for the government to send educated people to do town development)

Better die in a field than suffer in a cubicle

[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

send educated people to do town development

god what an unimaginable dystopian hell. rather than just let their small towns rot alongside the people in them the government is forcing people to go and develop those areas with juicy incentives

like imagine going and getting an education and then being able to choose to do socially valuable work that the government heavily encourages

i'm gonna cry

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago

Is there a moral case against prohibiting any The Economist staff member from having access to writing materials of any kind? BEcuase I think, for the good of humanity...

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This reminds me of a quote from Catch-22, it has the same naked obsession with the 'rightness' of profit that reads like it isn't supposed to be satire but which I can't help be seeing as comedy:

Major Major's father was a sober God-fearing man whose idea of a good joke was to lie about his age. He was a long-limbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who held that federal aid to anyone but farmers was creeping socialism. He advocated thrift and hard work and disapproved of loose women who turned him down. His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major's father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa. On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done. He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the county. Neighbors sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise. “As ye sow, so shall ye reap,” he counseled one and all, and everyone said, “Amen." — Catch-22, Joseph Heller

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago

President Biden, please start bombing. My country yearns for hunger.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago

Good for feeding people but not valuable porky-scared-flipped stonks-down

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago

That perilous yellow haze in the photo proves it to be the work of that dastardly paragon of scientific cunning - the Fiendish Dr Food Munchu.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

The fact that The Economist has a clear set of ideological commitments means that it will pull the wool over its readers’ eyes in the service of those commitments, which saps it of intellectual worth. It will lie to you about the contents of a book by waving them away with a “that being so.” Or it will reassure you that capitalism has nothing to do with opiate deaths, by asserting without evidence that when “looked at more closely,” drug addiction is “less” about despair. It will fudge, fumble, and fool you in any way it can, if it means keeping markets respectable. And it will play on your insecurity as a resident of a former British colony to convince you that all intelligent people believe that the human misery created in “economically free” societies is necessary and just. It will give intellectual cover to barbarous crimes, and its authors won’t even have the guts to sign their names to their work. Instead, they will pretend to be the disembodied voice of God, whispering in your ear that you’ll never impress England until you fully deregulate capitalism.

So, then: Death to slavery. Death to injustice. Death to The Economist.

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2017/05/how-the-economist-thinks

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