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I welcome constructive critique of my theory on the classification of hummus as a smoothie

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

putting tahinis on the beanis

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

In the club straight blunding it. And by "it" haha let's just say my beanis

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

According to Wikipedia, the definition of a smoothie is

A smoothie is a beverage made by puréeing ingredients in a blender.

And I use a food processor to make my hummus so therefore hummus is not a smoothie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is an unnecessarily restrictive and deeply unserious definition of smoothie. Open your mind. Guacamole is an avocado smoothie even though I make it in a food processor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Counterpoint: guacamole is a poison because I am allergic to avocados.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wrong.

Smoothies are warm fruit hummus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Wait, you drink your smoothies warm?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

straight out of the pitcher or can I sip it slowly with a straw?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Either way...