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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I'm a shy shitter, I hear a single noise in the bathroom and it resets my shitting clock to 0. Even the cat staring at me is too much.
I once heard a man in a stall
His cheeks went blifp, brrrthp, brrrraw
He took no time
No care to wipe
He didn't wash his hands at all
spoiler
WASH YOUR HANDS WTF DUDES THREE MONTHS WORKING AT MY NEW JOB AND IVE WITNESSED THIS DUMBASS PHENOMENON NASTY ANIMALS GOD DAMN
Is your job to watch people poop? How do you come by this information?
naw lol
grocery store bathroom i've noticed it happening way too many times. dudes will have a demonic battle in the toilet stall then just fucking walk out. i see, hear and feel all of this unfold while im pissing and it sends terrifying shivers down my spine everytime
Fuck, that's the worst. I hope you don't have to clean up the aftermath as well.
But assuming you're on the clock while in the restroom, it sounds an awful lot like you're paid to listen to people poop at least part of the time.
Millennials are killing the toilet paper industry while quiet shitting; "They won't wipe afterwards. We keep having to buy new chairs"
Disaster crapitalism
It's me, I'm the pooper and I don't care who knows
shit loud, shit proud
Silent shitting