I work in produce at a grocery store and we often have people ask us to cut roots for one reason or another. My coworkers absolutely hate dealing with customers sometimes and I don't blame them.

I had a woman shove a yellow yam on my chest and demanded (I think?) in broken english/creole to cut the bad parts off. I guess my autism/tolerance levels were through the roof because I just went and did it for her for some reason. When I got back to her with the yam, she clicked her tongue at me in disappointment and began ranting about how I cut the soul of the yam too deep. She didn't even buy the damn thing lmao

i need that new track

I use gas/insurance prices for cars to sway people into thinking there is a better way. I know for a fact some people turn bitter for a split second when I tell them I'm fortunate enough to walk to work but I try to flip it back onto capitalism's fault.

it's going to be joever and joever again

cyber truck

how do we kill the steam forums

lmao the slow crawl up the logs that shit killed me

bro just buy an 89 suzuki samurai, fix it up and go play in the dirt. it's cheaper and you can look normal.

story made me cry a lot thats a good endorsement

naw lol

grocery store bathroom i've noticed it happening way too many times. dudes will have a demonic battle in the toilet stall then just fucking walk out. i see, hear and feel all of this unfold while im pissing and it sends terrifying shivers down my spine everytime

I once heard a man in a stall

His cheeks went blifp, brrrthp, brrrraw

He took no time

No care to wipe

He didn't wash his hands at all

wanna know what else is in a selective recession deez nutz

jpmorgan more like jay pee garglin