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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

New therapist just dropped

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Looks trustworthy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

The longer the whiskers, the wiser the therapist.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i'm pretty sure that's a trash dog

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

i'm immune to being therapised, i will lecture this raccoon about nomad-sedentary economics

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Your ranting about your “human family” needs to end. They’re not real. It’s a work of fiction.

Jonathan, I need you to pay attention. This is serious.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sure, what did you want to talk about?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I found four empty cartons of beanis under your bed. How long has this been going on?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

STOP GANGING UP ON ME bird-screm-2

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That aint no fuckin tanuki, what kind of scam is this comrade-raccoon

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I'm 1/8^th^ tanuki on my mom's side.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

"The High Table is looking for you, Mr. Wick."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Sly Cooper: Therapist Racoonus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty busy can it wait

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Yes we do need to talk... about how dangerous your claws are on a leather chair.