New therapist just dropped
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Looks trustworthy
The longer the whiskers, the wiser the therapist.
Garbage kitty
i'm pretty sure that's a trash dog
recycled panda 😍
i'm immune to being therapised, i will lecture this raccoon about nomad-sedentary economics
Your ranting about your “human family” needs to end. They’re not real. It’s a work of fiction.
Jonathan, I need you to pay attention. This is serious.
Sure, what did you want to talk about?
I found four empty cartons of beanis under your bed. How long has this been going on?
STOP GANGING UP ON ME
That aint no fuckin tanuki, what kind of scam is this
I'm 1/8^th^ tanuki on my mom's side.
"The High Table is looking for you, Mr. Wick."
Sly Cooper: Therapist Racoonus
I'm pretty busy can it wait
Yes we do need to talk... about how dangerous your claws are on a leather chair.