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We're just receiving an update that this Japanese Billionaire is actually Eric Clapton and he is currently stuck in the robot's ass.
this post was submitted on 30 May 2024
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The robot controls him from his ass
Loving this trend of billionaires sealing themselves in their own shittily designed death traps. Gives me high hopes for the private space industry and the private doomsday bunker industry.
Gives me high hopes for the private space industry and the private doomsday bunker industry.
I was gonna say it would be hilarious if everyone's cheering for rich people to die in failing spaceship experiments only to then have a major catastrophe that requires us all to leave earth, but then I realized almost immediately that even if they succeed they're not taking us with them; maybe just some people to effectively be their slave labor but they're not taking the rest of us.
Pete buttigieg high hopes dance
GIVE ILHAN A GUNDAM
You've really been mixing it up lately.
I'm proud of you 
Highest compliment
Get in the robot billionaire-kun.
The Proletarian Zaku > The Bourgeois Gundam once again