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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The kind @[email protected] would've banned every cishet from the site.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

That would be such a good bit that I'd have to just lurk the whole month

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Oh you're making lists of all the cishets to target them collectively? waow-based

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

no more half measures walter

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Go ahead, you'll only ban a [cishet] man! che

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Not being banned will inevitably trigger my imposter syndrome

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Definitely what Stalin, Lenin, Mao, and Castro would have wanted.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Purge, purge, purge, purge!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

First they came for the cis-het men, I didn't speak out, because I was busy getting dragged to the force-fem camps.

Then they didn't come for anyone else, and things were great

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Fucked up they're making me ban all of them. Once the last cishet user is banned, I have to turn the ban on myself and finish the job

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I might still be kind of cishet. Will I get banned? I mean, sure, lately I've been obsessively thinking about how amazing it would be to be out as a woman, including what hair styles I'd wear, cute clothes, make up, what it would be like to have boobs, etc. What if I'm really just a guy tho? shrug-outta-hecks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Why not both? sicko-hyper flag-genderfluid-pride

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Thankfully, I'm queer and not a cishet person pretending to be queer just so I don't get banned from HB during pride month! That would be so sus of me, now wouldn't it!? Haha... oh-shit