this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is that the same security guard? Someone should throw a McFlurry his way. He's going to need cheering up.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It totally is.

We must have an inside man.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Clear the way, clear the way, milkshake coming through.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

From other articles, apparently the lady is married to another Reform UK leader, and this was a stunt to gain attention.

Edit: Looks like this is not the case, the person was a labour-supporting Onlyfans model.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Citation needed.

Everything I've seen suggests almost the opposite.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Indeed, you are correct, Iโ€™ve updated the comment.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How did you know Iโ€™m currently in Perth?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

If you look outside your window you'll see them waving, don't worry about it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

We're neighbors Bud!

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

That perfect arc. Like a lactose bullwhip.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hope this does not become a trend.. throwing milkshakes at farrage.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm sure it'll be fine and people will stop wasting milkshakes going for cheaper, home-produced options...

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

England was the first nation to abolish slavery, and now they have fallen into fascism.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We aren't there yet.

Most countries have an undercurrent of explicit fascism and the UK is no exception from Oswald Mosely to National Front/Combat 18 (I had a few run ins with the latter in my youth) to recent proscribed groups like National Action but they rarely gain much traction like they do elsewhere in Europe (Italy and France most obviously). Farage isn't a fascist but he is a right wing populist and likely a wolf in sheep's clothing (although a friend did go on the piss with him and reckons he is genuinely affable), which is a concern as I can now see a path that takes him to Prime Minister (as, I presume, he can which is why he's standing) and that worries me as the right always have authoritarian tendencies that tend to start with quelling dissent then it escalates. So we may be sleep walking into fascism without a lot of people realising it.

[โ€“] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago

What's your definition of the right?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I mean by all indications Labour will win the next election. Reform by comparison aren't even close. While they are anti-immigration I don't think they can be called out and out fascists like National Front. Reform even supports nationalising some industries.