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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love Napoleonic ice cream.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Try it in Russia, in the winter!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nah, for that there's this:

(Russian ice cream)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

On the plus side, you wouldn't need a freezer if you don't finish it all at once..

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (4 children)

As others have pointed out, Neapolitan ice cream is not named after Napoleon.

Extra painful when you consider there is a pastry called Napoleon:

https://ofbatteranddough.com/napoleon-dessert-mille-feuille

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Neapolitan ice cream is not named after Napoleon

The Simpsons character Rainier Wolfcastle on stage with a microphone, on TV, with the caption "THAT'S THE JOKE"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

There's also a weird Danish marcipan tricorne cake named after his hat 😁

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That's a custard slice where I'm from.

Worst cake ever, since any attempt to bite into it results in all the custard being ejected from it.

If that's the best he could come up with, it's no wonder they exiled him to a remote island.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

YOU CAN KILL THE MAN …

No I can’t, you idiot, Napoleon died in 1821. I can however, most definitely kill a tub of Neapolitan ice cream.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Is the cluelessness the joke or is it genuine ignorance?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You mean we're expected to know that Neapolitan is in reference to Naples (despite the ice cream not being from there) and doesn't relate to Napoleon at all?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

A common reading comprehension error is people that have either been taught, or taught themselves to sight-read every word, and not just the super short ones. So rather than seeing what word is actually there for longer words, they see some of the more obvious or prominent letters and guess what the rest might be. And most of the people I know who learned that way never fixed it, no matter how big of a problem it became later. And it's like, a third of the people I know. Way more common than would be expected.

So yeah, those people will see Napoleon and Neapolitan and see pretty much the exact same word.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

What does this have to do with the Carthaginians?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is this a joke I'm too German to understand?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This is often called "Neapolitan" ice cream in america.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

While it was obviously invented by the Prussian nobleman Fürst Pückler, who also invented modern landscape gardening and got his wealth from a series of erotic travel journals about England?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Uh, acshually it was invented by the head chef of a prussian family IN HONOUR of Furst Puckler. Let's put credit were it's due, I hate when the work of professionals is misattributed to random rich people that just happened to be there at the right time.

The same way, I'm sure Mr. Sandwich had nothing to do with the actual creation of the food that bears his name. He probably never even put foot in the kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit that's all true. Coincidentally, he wrote a book called Tutti Fruitti.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Awop-bop-a-loo-mop alop-bom-bom

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

This is the most perfect comment on the Internet. A series of wildly unbelievable facts that sounds exactly like shit posting random bullshit, but is in fact, all true

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I inferred as much. It's just a snide joke about how we call it something completely different over here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Austro-Hungarian Ripple

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TBH I'm somewhat surprised to hear that it's even a thing outside of north america.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why though? The first recorded recipe for it was created by a Prussian.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Because the number of people/households who consume equal amounts of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream seems limited. And I don't think there's much to be gained by eating all three at once. Therefore it seems like something that has very little utility, so I'm surprised it would spread. Plus I can't say I have any knowledge of it being invented outside the US, since to me it feels very.... 1950s America vibe.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

And I don’t think there’s much to be gained by eating all three at once.

Ah see, my friend, that is where you are mistaken.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The entire point is eating all three at once. If you don't do it that way, your parents raised you wrong. Hehe. Scoop across, not within. Though to be fair, I've never bought the separated blocks one. I've only ever had the ones that are already swirled together to make the intention not only clear, but nearly impossible to circumvent.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

WAS ZUM TEUFEL?!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

People are bad at reading. Leads to a surprising number of english readers seeing Napoleon and Neapolitan as the same word. I went into more detail in a different reply in this thread if you want to know more.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I inferred as much. It's just a snide joke about how we call it something completely different over here.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think it's a snide joke about what people call it. I think OP has no idea that it's called Neapolitan ice cream, not Napoleon ice cream, so there's no joke at all. If it were called Napoleon ice cream, I suppose it's a joke of sorts, but not one I consider very good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I think OP has no idea that it’s called Neapolitan ice cream

"Confused Nick Young" meme (image of a man with a perplexed facial expression and three question marks on each side of his head)

(i think you're mistaken, and also that OP's meme is good)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah Josephine always used to say Napoleon was a bone apart

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I initially read this as "Yeah Josephine used to say Napoleon was a bone spirit", and I got amped to talk about bone spirits.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I work with a woman who believes she is the most wise and informed person alive, but is shockingly consistent in how very wrong she is about almost everything. Whether it's a completely incorrect fact or a misunderstanding of how letters work, she's always sure to hit you with a "Believe it or not, [insert either extremely common or wildly incorrect knowledge here]".

Recently she went on for a day about the new Napoleon cake out bakery was selling, and wound up buying half a cake for herself. She invited several of us back to try this Napoleon cake (which was nice of her). As you have likely predicted, though, this was not a Napoleon cake.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Well what cake was it you lunatic?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Also sounds like the bakery was incorrect

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

"Vanilla for the squares, strawberry for the perverts, and chocolate for the rest of us" - John Oliver

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Here for all the comments giving corrections.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Fürst (von) Pückler, a German nobleman who that icecream is named after.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Thank you for including the von