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[-] [email protected] 113 points 1 month ago

Over half the congregation can’t find the church.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Leave it to Stan

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Across the street to the cun† church

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[-] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago

didn't know command-line interfaces were religious.

[-] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, TempleOS?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Only text based (or CLI-T) ones

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

Most Christian males don't know what a clit is, so this is understandable.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

That's because the clitoris, and by extension the female orgasm, is a myth created by second wave feminists to make straight men seem sexually incompetent.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

I refuse to believe this wasn’t intentional

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

They probably don't even know what a clit is so my guess is it's unintentional.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

They knew what they were doing.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

So, I grew up in a super religious environment -- which is where I grew up, not necessarily the folks in this picture. But if this was from my childhood, I would imagine it went down like this: there are quite a few people who are 100% bought in to the religious teachings. A few of those folks probably got together and developed this idea. No double entendre meant or understood. But there are also quite a few folks who are at least aware of the real world. Those folks saw this trainwreck unfolding in slow motion. But the problem is, sex is taboo. So what are they going to do? Raise the alarm? Explain to everyone who doesn't know what a clit is? And then, worst of all, explain how they know what a clit is? Oh hell no. That's just never going to happen. So if the team embarrasses themselves, well, I guess that was just God's will.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Oh I've met some pretty innocent Christians. Keep in mind that this is the same group that gets stressed by the word "damn". Think pure thoughts!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Most I've met arent any more innocent than anyone else. They just feel guiltier about everything.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 4 weeks ago

Command line interface?!?! HELP I CANT EXIT VIMM!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Linux men, they can't find the clit even if you shove it in their faces

[-] [email protected] 28 points 4 weeks ago

I am the clit commander!!!!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

An offshoot of the LABIA?

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago

Great job, men! We finally found it!

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Didn't think to dot the "i" huh?

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

They probably have more trouble finding it than most

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Lol everyone knows it doesn't exist. Or where is it mentioned in the bible?! That's right, nowhere

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

You obviously haven't read Clitoridinthians 2:24

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It looks kinda like a slow pitch softball team. If that's the case they almost certainly knew because most of the team names are jokes. I knew one team made up exclusively of people in AA and NA and the team's name was "Free Base"

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

If God had a CLI then techies might be more religious.

God --pray "I know I've run my program twice now and it's crashed both times and I've changed nothing in the code, but PLEASE let it work!"

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Clit is a good team. I'm team clit.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago

I passed a big church... Building? Idk it looked weird, but it had a bunch of Christian sayings on it, and one of them was "FEAR GO"

Whats wrong with GO?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

It's freaking hard man, I don't think I coidl ever master it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

It's a deeply complex game dating back thousands of years. It's extremely compelling, difficult to learn, and you could spend a lifetime mastering it. I can understand why the church fears it. Who has time for a sermon when you could be studying Tsumego and learning Joseki?

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

"Helping you find Jesus"

Dude, isn't it obvious we help people find Jesus, because of the cross? I don't think we need to be so explicit.

You're right....how about:

"Helping you find it"

Perfect!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

This has to be someones parody stunt and not a real, legitimate thing...right?

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Well you don't your organisation to be mistaken for a linux Terminal

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

So many things organizations do when it comes to branding or advertisements should really be be run past just one 12 year boy before the idea gets turned loose, it would take is mere seconds to identify any problems.

But no, the adults are the smart ones...........

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

They'd probably spank him for pointing it out anyway.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Is this real? I need this to be real.

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