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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

[email protected] - ARE YOU A TANKIE? - informal poll results ~

😱A ridiculous question. “Tankie” isn’t a term anyone self-identifies with, it’s mostly a term used by liberals to hurl at anyone to the left of them or anyone who agrees with western foreign policy. The survey results will be as meaningless as the term “tankie” itself.

Image description: A5 page, with various pie charts and text, indicating the results of an informal poll from lemmy.ml, full image text in spoiler

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ARE TANKIES TAKING CONSPIRING TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BAD TIME ON LEMMY.ML ??

HEXBEAR.NET

DOES THE WORK FOR YOU!!

WE ASKED [email protected] ARE YOU A TANKIE?

First stack of pie charts shows the yes / no split, highlights that the lemmy.ml yes responses made up less than half of the yes votes, hexbear.net and lemmygrad.ml only made up a small portion, some hexbear-ians even vote no
second and third pie charts show the yes votes, and no votes by instance respectively
third stacked pie chart shows the yes / no split by instance, overlay-ed with the total yes / no votes

only top level comments were counted
tankies are closer than they appear
Deeply unserious
NDTS

full results / data

COUNTA of yes
@lemmy.ml = 10
@lemmygrad.ml = 5
@lemmy.world = 3
@lemmy.zip = 1
@hexbear.net = 3
@lemmy.sdf.org = 1
@lemmy.one = 1
Grand Total  = 24

COUNTA of no
@lemmy.ml = 2
@lemm.ee = 2
@lemmy.world = 8
@lemmy.blahaj.zone = 1
@reddthat.com = 1
@ttrpg.network = 1
@hexbear.net = 4
@lemmy.jhjacobs.nl = 1
Grand Total = 20

taken from archived post https://archive.md/AAY1L

this was fun, thanks for the polling idea, Kristina (I spent too long on these charts because yours looked so spiffy, I hope you specifically are impressed lol), solidarity cleaning that data up, and general reminder people only half read anything before launching into a diatribe

tl:dr yes, tankies are totally conspiring to make sure you have a bad time on lemmy.ml

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

„no” answers from hexbear

:disgost:

no „no” answers from lemmygrad

tankies stay winning :doug-clap:

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

4 Temporally embarressed liberals. disgost

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Same amount of "yes" from hexbear and .world ಠ_ಠ

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I considered listing them all as yes as per the lemmy.world standards haha

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

My answer was something like "yes according to you buuuuut" and then an essay. I wonder which instances had the most essays written?

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

I only have an .ml account because I want to be able to yell at libs on .world while also shitposting on the good instances when I'm bored of yelling at libs.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Same, comrade!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'm on ml instead of hexbear because I like legend of Korra too much and fear what they'd do to me

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You'll never take me alive copper

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

As a tankie I can say that few things bring me more joy than ruining a lib's day, since they spend every waking moment trying to ruin my actual life. So yes I am definitely trying to make sure they have a bad time online

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I wonder, was my vote counted? I said "maybe" purely to go on to talk about how "Tankie" is just a moving target and doesn't actually have a hard underlying meaning. Yes, I am a recovering debate pervert 🫠

Edit: Entirely unsurprising that Lemmy.world has such an anticommunist slant overall. When you censor Marxists and make friends with Anticommunists, you shouldn't be surprised that there are more Zionists and fascists among you.

The Hexbear results are surprising, though.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

The Hexbear results are surprising, though.

Plenty of anarchists there. And lots of anarchists despise "tankies", I've seen numerous profiles on fedi with "tankies fuck off" but none with "anarchists fuck off"

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

I've seen Anarchists called Tankies, lol. It's meaningless.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Truly the modern "pinko!"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"Tankie" to these people just seems to mean "Rejects the mainstream western narrative on anything."

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'd say that the common underlying theme is "willing to use violence to advance left-wing ideals".

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I have your comment as a 'yes', I wasnt being overly rigorous. Remember comrades, a maybe means no. Although considering the seriousness I think a maybe can be a yes here.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

That's fine by me, just curious how it was counted. Thanks, comrade!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Thanks for playing :)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The hexbear users that voted no are likely to be joking

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I wasn’t joking. I stand by my comment.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

LATEST FAD

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

hexbear-ians even vote no

lea-ugh gulag

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Now combine these graphs with our cishet and trans survey. The trans tankie queers are conspiring to bully me kitty-cri-screm

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

LMAOOOOOOOOOO HEXBEAR HAD 3 YES VOTES AND 4 NOs

That would make libs heads fuckin explode if they actually understood the words they are using.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

This has incredible presentation to be honest I want you to make more shit like this.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Thank you! This took me the better part of an afternoon haha

I miss my data job

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

I just care about water conservation 🤷‍♀️

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I support the revolution that feeds the children.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Based af 🏞️

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure if my very ironic "no" on an .ml account was counted as a no or yes.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think some .ml / .ee have logo accounts and voted no. This is capabara-tank-land. /s but probably not /s but /s to be /safe.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

This is what it feels like to be the greaser bullies in the leather jackets.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

:order-of-lenin: brilliant investigative journalism here

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm sure it's my own stupidity, but I simply cannot understand how that big donut works. Why is one layer an everything/hexbear/lemmygrad and another is an everything/lemmy.ml tier??? I understand the others, at least, so I promise I'm not too far gone.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Liberals don't even know what the word conspire means lol

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Sick graphs yo

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

im having a bad time seeing that font.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Unless you mean the chart labels, the majority of the text is in the post body, sorry though, I picked a silly font because it's a silly post, it shoudnt be used for that much text

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

don't worry about it i was just joking, although that is an ugly ass font.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

thank you sean mcelwee

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No matter how many times I read the words on the image, for the life of me I can’t make out what it says.

Where does “does the work for you” fit into this?

Am I supposed to read the Hexbear logo as part of the text?

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