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alt-text“a Pontiac Vibe with a huge check engine light in the back window and a cluster of bumper stickers that read: remember if you honk all you honk at me i will honk if you get any closer you have to i honk honk if you will if myself want honk if you have ever been personally victimized by honk”

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[–] [email protected] 171 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Laughed like an idiot at this, thanks

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

did you mean "honk honk, honke"?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The big neon Check Engine light is a nice cherry on top

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It's a GM product, it's factory

P0420 P0613

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As an owner of two GM products, yep. Constant pains in my ass. You'd think I'd have learned after the first one.

That said, the Pontiac Vibe was the result of a collaboration with Toyota and, while the Pontiac Vibe and the Toyota Matrix aren't the exact same car, I believe all models of the Vibe did come with toyota-built engines.

All this to say, the Pontiac Vibe was one of GMs better products, because it was more Toyota than GM.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

as someone who knows nothing about cars Pontiac Vibe sounds like a vibrator, wouldn't even be a first time a japanese vehicle company did both

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Actual photograph

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I imagine a goose would have the worst road rage.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Oh, now I get it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Say what you will, but this person absolutely knows what they're about.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I also have been personally victimized by honk!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

You said I could!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Call Honk! Attorney at honk!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

This got some serious Bottom Gear vibes

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Honk if you honk

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

is this a car or a goose?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

This whole post is a vibe

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I miss /r/InfoWarriorRides.

And whatever the less-crazy one was.

... and /r/SchizophreniaRides, the waaay crazier one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

InformedWarriorRide?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had a strHONK trying to read those stickers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Oh no it's HONKening!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Remember, honk if you honk all you. If anything at me, I will honk honk. If you get any closer, I have to honk. If, if you will...if I honk myself, want honk if you have. Ever been personally victimized by honk? CHECK ENGINE. 🖕

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

No idea the message they are trying to convey there, but that sure is a vibe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Assuming this is in America, we're full of Honkies.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

They really do have a sticker for everyone

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you honk at me I will get aroused

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

honks lightly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Have you ever had a honk that you, um, you had, your, you- you honks, you'll honk, you- you honks, you honk, you honk him to honk you so much you honk do anything?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Just hiding a parking damage. Been there, done that too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I feel like with the right beat these lyrics are fire

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Undergoing severe semantic satiation here lads.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Honk Jesus honk

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

what is this, Gamzee's car?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Needs the megahertz of the Pontiac horn in front of “vibe”.