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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

There is a 100% chance he SA'd multiple women. Just like he learned from his scumbag dad.

You don't actually have to get onboard with every lazy chapo bit.

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[-] [email protected] 61 points 3 weeks ago

Nobody likes Hunter Biden. Not Liberals, not conservatives, not us. Nobody.

Just like with Trump it’s irony poisoning as a self defense mechanism because the reality of these idiots just being able to fail upwards is bleak as hell.

It’s a gag, no need to overthink it.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

the reality of these idiots just being able to fail upwards is bleak as hell

It's a good thing though. I'd rather people like them be in charge of the empire than people like mearsheimer

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

I thought very little about this, trust me lol

[-] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago

There is a 100% chance he SA'd multiple women.

Are there any accusations of this? One of the weirder things about his saga is that many women he's been involved with actually seem to like him, and we shouldn't be tossing around serious accusations without any basis.

Obviously there are a million criticisms of his life from a leftist perspective. I think people find the "guy with substance abuse issues keeps fucking up" relatable, as many people know (or are) someone like that to varying degrees.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago

I don't think there are any SA allegations at all? I don't really follow this kind of shit very closely, but searching through headlines and all I see is some mentions of maybe charging him with sex trafficking, but nothing ever came of that.

If jokes about Hunter Biden being cool because he's such a fuck up are cringe, just randomly saying someone 100% for sure assaulted multiple women because of who his dad is? Definitely cringe.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago

So the “cool” part of this is obviously deeply ironic, but I think the bit hinges entirely on the fact that Hunter is such an extreme fuckup to the point of caricature. While I genuinely don’t know anything about him other than what was said on Chapo, I do think it’s funny that the son of a sitting president once ascribed to Liberation Theology (which is good). Also, Don Jr. would absolutely shit his pants if he was in the same room as Hunter, which would be funny.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

I think you might have the wrong idea. It’s a bit because we don’t think Hunter Biden is cool

[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

IDK why these jokes are cool to make about Trump and not Hunter when Trump's got way more blood on his hands.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Because Hunter isn't going to be president next year?

The irony poisoning dose is necessarily much lower.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

He's electable if you vote for him.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

He'd have to be running first

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I know, but the bit still sucks.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Actually the bit is very good. You're just mad that he does drugs and has sex

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

Beau Biden is my favorite Biden.

Because he's dead.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

What about the other Biden, the one Biden endorsed

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

he's aight.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

the dark brandon thing isn't cool either but here we are

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

i don't like it either. it may be a bit, but it's not a very good bit

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

He's not cool, at all. But I would vote for him over his genocide braindead fuckwit father is a heartbeat. Especially if hunter decided to roll the mullet again

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes people, not saying who, go way overboard mimicing chapo bits

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

do you have a link to allegations of SA or anything? i went on google and couldn't find anything

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Surely you can imagine why someone wouldn't accuse president or senator's son of SA.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

i get that but also i think claiming there's a 100% chance he sexually assaulted someone might be overkill

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, plenty of people accused an actual sitting president. So why not the son? People accused hunter Biden of basically every other crime under the sun.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

stanning a rich powerful white failson is never not cringe. I've been assuming every single person who does so is at near lethal levels of irony-poisoning.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Only person who said this (way back when the laptop got out) that I can think of is probably liz from trueanon.

I don't think people are fawning over hunter. Its just funny how bleak it is to have a coke addled guy do money deals to sap assets from ukraine.

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