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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I snap my fingers as I approach red traffic lights and my confirmation bias is off the charts.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

If you're driving at night, you gotta flash them brights.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

only for 40 years

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Sometimes when I'm with my 5 and 3 year olds, yeah.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Working in a grocery store in high school blunted that fun for me, because when you're busy and trying to go in and out those doors can be frustratingly slow. I like to think better of my Jedi powers.

But, since then, I do get the desire to shoulder-check the door to pop it off the tracks - so I can use it as a swing door. I got good at doing it when I'd do cart returns.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Wait, there are people who don’t? J/k but I like to pretend to kick the air as if I’m kicking a door open/down. I get looks, and I’m okay with that.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That's what I thought, too. It's almost like a second nature to wave my hand across those automatic doors.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

No. But when a door doesn't open I always think of the Simpsons episode where Bart sold his sole to Milhouse.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You mean other people don't?!?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I make Sith force gestures

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

And at stoplights, yes.

"You will turn green"

turns green

"Yeah, I'm a fuckin' Jedi."

"No you're not. You just watched the light on the cross street."

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I don’t always use my Jedi powers, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I like to do a little karate chop

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

No, but I’m going to. Thanks.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I used to, but my timing was so bad it was just embarrassing.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And automated paper towel dispensers… “You will give me a paper towel, now.” And they reply (in my mind), “To gibba pappa towa, now”.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I do it to the subway doors sometimes. At least once it made someone laugh pretty hard, which was nice.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm a below average height male and on periodic occasion I don't trigger the motion sensing ones and it's awkward. Now I typically always just raise my arm and wave instinctively. Not quite jedi gestures, but eh.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I just thought everybody did this...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I do it to get traffic lights to change before I have to brake.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hey man sorry to ask you this but can you put a good word in for me with your dad ?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

My old town had stop lights that were timed nearly perfectly if you went the speed limit. Only exception was when they were resetting from an emergency vehicle passing (or pedestrian).

I would wave my hand and mutter some Jedi stuff at it and it would change. People still gunned it from one light to get stopped at the next...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Considering my history with doors, yes I have tried that, along with the Thanos snap and getting in trouble for trying the kamehameha on a school bully.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

My gestures, if I were to make them, would be more akin to Dr. Strange's sling ring gestures, Tony Stark's virtual desktop gestures, or John Anderton's virtual desktop gestures.

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