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I need to practice my cool tiger drops on someone else. My mom won't let me do it in the yard so we'll have to do it in the local park. You need to be wearing a trashy suit while we do it, you will need to provide. I need you to take some big slow swings at me while I try and counter it by tiger dropping you. It will hurt pretty bad because I have been working out but I will be paying you $25/hour for this. Serious offers only

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