I'll wait for the gritty reboot, POOP. A story of an imperfect protaganist who struggles with fame, addictions, and money. All because he was cursed with a unique superhuman power that was named after him. He is a man who has lost his purpose until a peculiar stranger, Mr. Tinkle, makes him a compelling offer.
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
read with the same cadence as "The Boy who Lived" and he has a lightning bolt shaped skidmark
furiously trying to remember what the first animal that pooped was
If having to poop didn’t exist before he invented it, he is literally the serpent in the garden. Purge him quickly before we are driven out of paradise into the stall.
Another classic Dirt_Owl po - hey what the fuck
We Can Poop It For You Wholesale
Move over Black Mirror
"As soon as shit came outta his ass, no one believed the shit coming outta his mouth"
This is just a rewriting of the Fall with the entrance of sin into the world.
If Adam hadn't disobeyed we wouldn't have to poop. POOP IS SIN BECOME MATERIALIZED.