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I have unleashed the Bull of Heaven onto earth, WDYD?
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Idk um probably juat go to work like usual
Shinobi firecracker, get behind it, hold sprint, and chip away at it until its posture breaks
Slay it with my best friend Enkidu.
Gigachad
Gilgamesh
It's from heaven so it's probably a good thing, so i don't do anything or rejoice maybe.
Give him a red bull so he can fly
Humbaba was a victim of Sumerian imperialism.
this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2024
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