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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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People can be hot without being communists, but people cannot be a 10/10 without being communist. I assume most if not all of you (except the loser cops) are super hot. Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror and said “I would do me”? Have you ever jerked off to completion while checking yourself out at different angles in the mirror? These are important considerations, especially when it comes to the optimism of the will.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Absolutely not. I changed my sex. It would be autogynephilia at this point!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Makes sense... you gotta grow beyond "physical means" to know how it's like to be one...

SrslyWait... fr, ye did? Congrats!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Sex changing hormones, sex change operation, sex change court order, birth sex change closed timelike curve... I'm a professional sex changer. I've done it all.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Failing to updoot this post is the fourth type of liberalism.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

if that's the case then I'm fucking vote ing for Biden

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The Bad Doctor returns once more

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Yeah growing boobs will do that

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Everything about myself disgusts myself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Yes. I'm hot.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

what can I say, I got a nice ass shrug-outta-hecks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

i jerk off to myself every time i post

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

not while looking in the mirror, just my normal pov so idk if it counts

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I have too much shame in doing that...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's my main motivation to work out big-cool