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Apples to Apples (mander.xyz)
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[-] [email protected] 126 points 4 weeks ago

Actually, apple varieties are preserved via grafting. If you take an apple seed, the tree that will grow from it only has 50% of the DNA of the tree that made the apple. So there is absolutely no guarantee that the taste was preserved across generations.

[-] [email protected] 64 points 4 weeks ago

Damn it! That was my bit of esoteric plant kkowlwdge

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago

Lol me too. 30 minutes late I guess.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago

Likewise, fellow apple nerds.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Actually, even if you bred an apple tree with itself, due to the genetic recombination of recessive genes, the same thing happens. So it's more complicated than 50% of the genes missing.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

Human: I love this apple, I will plant its seeds so I can grow more myself.

Apple tree: Crabapples crabappley

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

I thought that was what made the meme funny…

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Apple grafting is incredibly easy and cheap. All you need is a bit of knowledge, a utility knife, cheap flagging tape and ordinary waterproof wood glue. Planning to procure scions and watching for the bark slip is necessary - usually right around when buds start to break. My first graft was successful. Now I graft all the time. Peaches were a problem for me until I learned that they must be grafted after blossoms drop - usually later than ideal apple grafting time.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 4 weeks ago

Apples do not grow true from seed, you get a new variety unless you clone.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Just like humans.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 weeks ago

It blows my mind how many apple varieties ("cultivars") exist.

Spoiler: over 7,000!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_apple_cultivars

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah, the other number wasn't even close. I don't think you'd even be able to fit that many ~~on earth~~ in the ~~solar system~~ galaxy.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

Sorry, I'm confused by these comments. I typed "7,000". In the US, that translates as "seven thousand". What is wrong with that?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

It's a joke. 7000! mathematically is 7000 factorial. Which means 7000 x 6999 x 6998...

You can see why orchard space might be a problem.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

Oh... 7000! thanks.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

I got one!, there are only 3 trees in existence (only 1 mature enough to fruit and 2 cuttings) rn and the apples taste kinda like pears but with an apple texture.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago

Guy from the maths problem

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

rat-salute I can only imagine how many useful genes that saves.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago

From my hometown!

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