Bros what the actual fuck bros, we need a carrier or two on Manila ASAP
r*ddit
For people like me, the "1951 MDT" on the button is mutual defense treaty between Philippines and USA.
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2024
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Thank you, you need to get more noncredible though. Almost.. .too helpful NOT to be a SPY...
The Philippines are looking at that MDT like Poland was looking at Article 5 back in 2022
Damn China chopping off body parts holy shit
I hear there's a market for that there
No doubt part of some penis medicine
One Filipino finger for potency
God Dammit China...knock this shit off!
"A new Chinese law that came into effect Saturday authorizes China's coast guard to seize foreign ships "that illegally enter China's territorial waters" and to hold foreign crews for up to 60 days, the Reuters news agency reported."
And naturally their alleged "territorial waters" extend far into international water, yes?
China on that Mufasa-mindset: 'Anything the light touches is ours."
Is China trying to flip the Filipino flag?
Engage Battle Mode
Time for some nukes.
You'd be surprised how many day-to-day problems I'm able to solve with just a simple application of nuclear force.
The world would be so much better.
Now hold on, I think you two might be biased towards the nuclear option here
Keep your credible opinion out of here!
I'm just saying, there's probably an easier way to bootstrap the chinese anime industry
Hmm. Nuking Japan brought us tentacle porn. What crazy new kink would come out of China?
And Godzilla. We wouldn't have Gozzi without atomic bombs (mini-nukes?)
Akira would've been different too
Did you see the new Zelda game? No way that would've happened without nukes.
I think that means we need more use of nukes for more pop culture!
pop, pop pop pop, pop
The geiger counter measures future pop culture levels confirmed.
Good idea, let's drop a colony on them instead.
You ain't soundin so bingo-bango-bongo, pal. You some kinda Fallout-fearing Red, Fred?
Why not, mushroom cloud beautiful.
Atoms just want to be free!
🎶 I want to break free 🎶
north korea, russia, china, syria etc. are really the worst of the worst shitcultures on this planet.
Ah yes, a natural grouping, with a deep historical basis. /s
