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I saw one irl for the first time today. They’re baffling to look at.
It looked wrong. It looks like a rendering error, or like someone put a car in that’s animated in a different style than the rest of reality. When you look at it you question if you’re living in the matrix because it looks like it doesn’t exist in our universe. Credit where credit’s due, it’s impressive they were able to make something look that strange.
It's so much smaller in reality than it appears in photos. Like, barely SUV sized. I'm not advocating for large vehicles, but if you're so car brained that you want to get a truck, you wouldn't want the clown car version. Really a who is this for? scenario
I like how it looks but hate the company and most of the people who buy the car.
this is the same truck that can allegedly ford a river, yes?
Only in dry water.
No, it gets pulled out of the river by a Ford.
The corvette is better at it fording than the cybertruck https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a40195323/florida-corvette-driver-somehow-makes-it-through-flood-waters-up-to-windshield/
That's fucking hilarious. The bazgina mobile was specifically marketed for off road iirc.
I am incredibly impressed
Common corvette w
I absolutely despise cars but I can’t help but go “Ooooh” every time I see a corvette
I hate cars as a necessity. Nobody should NEED a car.
That said as a hobby they are very fun. I've had 2 c4 corvettes and while extremely stupid, they were quite fun.
So, how were each of your Corvettes best Corvette?
My 84 was absolutely not the best corvette, it was utter dogshit but also very amusing. Made it look hella cool though. Black with a purple racing stripe and had the interior redone with that as well. For basically a worthless ass car lol.
My 92 was extremely nice. 45k miles when I got it in 2017. Sold it 2 years later for film equipment and then the film industry died here. Rip.
The amount of CYA language in the manual is fucking astonishing.
The whole thing is apparently one big version of those stickers you see on the back of work trucks saying they aren't responsible for damage caused by unsecured loads flying out of the back of their vehicle.
It would get you drummed out of court if you ever tried to argue it wasn't a completely hollow threat, but apparently that completely hollow threat is effective enough to justify their existence.
Is the first page of the manual just "your problem now, sucker!"
NOTE: the CyberTruck™ is a vehicle-shaped novelty amusement. Not intended for use on public or private roads/trails.
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to CyberTruck™.
Caution: CyberTruck™ may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
CyberTruck™contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use CyberTruck™ on concrete.
Discontinue use of CyberTruck™ if any of the following occurs:
If CyberTruck™ begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
CyberTruck™ may stick to certain types of skin.
Ingredients of CyberTruck™ include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
CyberTruck™ has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt CyberTruck™.
CyberTruck™ comes with a lifetime warranty.
CyberTruck™ is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
When not in use CyberTruck™ should be returned to its container and kept in refrigeration
Hold up a sec here. Isn't there supposed to be a giant waiting list to get a Cybertruck?
Oh no. 
or in direct sunlight.
It's so ugly that even the manual indirectly advise to drive in the night only.
It's an affront to the laws of the universe and the judgments will kill it on sight
Indoor use only.
Imagine spending $100k on a toy and the dealer doesn’t even have the courtesy to put up an inflatable dancing tube man, a glass building, and a refreshments. Literally just a trailer park in the middle of a dirt field lol
Can I charge it after midnight?
Yes but it will turn into an AMC Gremlin
Better car honestly, also looks cooler.
Jiangnan Alto will continue to win
| Cybertruck | Alto |
|---|---|
| $100000 | 20800元 💴 |
| two electric motor | three cylinder 💪 |
| all wheels must work | front wheel drive, back can relax 😎 |
| no transmission boo | four gears transmission easy to shift ⚙️ |
| 600hp | 37hp horses can rest 🐎 |
| top speed 180 | top speed fast enough 🏎️ |
| rust in rain | not rust in any weather 🌧️ |
| short battery will not drive far | can drive all the way to dad every day 👴 |
| no need to carry cargo no family or friend | can fill back and seats carry grocery for all family and friend 🛒 |
| tent | can sleep in house not kicked out for buying cybertruck 🛏️ |
do no put your vehicle in direct sunlight
Elon Musk is REALLY leaning into that Las Vegas “trains but stupider” tunnel idea
I'd buy one for about $3.50
Think of all the scrrraaap you could get off of it.
The manual actually says that?
So basically the cyber truck is designed to be a museum piece?
Purchasing voids warranty
you know what? just don't put it anywhere.
not indoors. not outdoors. under any atmospheric pressure but also do not expose to vacuum.
don't expose to any ppm of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, argon, neon, carbon monoxide, sulfur dioxide and especially not water vapor
do not expose to sunlight or darkness. moonlight may also have deleterious effects
do not expose to oxidizing environments or reducing environments
do not expose to temperatures above 0 kelvin
