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If Putin is the enemy of an all powerful god, why is he winning decisively? 
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2024
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God could in fact make a Putin so wide he could not lift him
Isn't demanding God's blessing some kind of blasphemy?
what's gonna happen when he gets his hands on the holy trinity
Jesus shatters and scatters to the wind like the pieces of the triforce
I'm pretty sure it involves boofing sacramental wine.
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God I wanna wedgie this dweeb so bad
Can't this guy just go relitigate the Investiture Controversy or something. They should give all tradcaths some sort of busy box like that to keep their pedantic odiousness away from the public. Maybe they could do a historical reenactment of the Council of Basel, idk.
(I'd say the Council of Constance but, they'd probably fight over who gets to play the Pope).
Calling other christian denominations of being satanic is just being a good catholic
Defeat the successor of Atheist AntiChrist Stalin, Putin
bro wtf are you talking about. russia is the legitimate successor state of rome, the ussr was the legitimate successor state of russia (there was not even a government in exile!), and russia is the legitimate successor state of russia. trust the five year plan
Meanwhile per Wikipedia:
According to Putin, his religious awakening began after a serious car crash involving his wife in 1993, and a life-threatening fire that burned down their dacha in August 1996. Shortly before an official visit to Israel, Putin's mother gave him his baptismal cross, telling him to get it blessed. Putin states, "I did as she said and then put the cross around my neck. I have never taken it off since."
Hahaha, a lot, and i mean A LOT of politicians in postsocialist countries had their "religious awakenings" shortly after their CIA funded churches grabbed as much power as they could in early 90's.
Schismatic 
Everytime this guy's mind speaks, I think he loses some braincells...
western liberals be like: "Yeah, this guys seems reasonable."
this guy sucks but there's a tiny part of me that feels bad. he makes alt-history maps and is now an epic online tradcath. he should just go post in HOI4 communities
he was my favourite nafo guy :(, like he's a complete crank but also he's got a sort of charming feel in the same way as like a really autistic guy who loves trains, but for being a weird twitter guy
it was the child-like joy and earnestness he had while talking about balkanizing entire populations that did it for me
rip to a real crank
i can't believe a champion of the clerisy of the liberal enlightenment would do this. shocking.