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[–] [email protected] 206 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 140 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Wtf, he went for a mouth kiss!?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why are you surprised? He bragged about barging into the changing rooms at child pagents.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm surprised he tried to molest a black child.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Nah, remember his "little guys with yarmulkes" thing back in 2016? He likes minorities so long as they "know their place".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Hey come on now, he's an equal opportunity rapist!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago

Same immediate thought as well. The fuck?

[–] tigeruppercut 18 points 5 months ago

Ugh he's so fucking gross

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I mean my grandmother did too. It was gross when she did it, but not surprising. Old people are frickin weird.

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I would rather deeply french kiss Joe Biden than receive those sticky disgusting Trump lips on my cheek. FTR, I'm not a teen girl, nor even a girl, nor even gay. But I'll suck Joe Biden tongue all day long before Trump puts his lips anywhere on my body.

What's the context anyhow? Looks recent but surprised I haven't heard about it.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Ok but...he's gotta wear the aviators.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

''Back when Smokey And The Bandit came out, everyone wanted the black paint job, but looking back now, I’m thankful the dealership didn’t have it in stock''

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Still the best onion article of all time

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Aviators stay on during the Sloppy Joe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Thanks. Now, I can never eat Sloppy Joe's without thinking Joe Biden giving me a sloppy kiss.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Danger zone, Jack!

[–] Honytawk 5 points 5 months ago

But then you'd miss the red burning eyes

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

With choices like these it’s no wonder why people are choosing to be single nowadays

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You can always ~~vote~~ date third party. How's a kiss from Bernie sound?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When Trump kisses you, there is an orange mark from the fat around his mouth. The actual lip area has no color.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Like a bowl of menudo gone rancid.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 5 months ago

Damn Brandon lookin orange af

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Are there even any other politicians with this trend of getting uncomfortably close with young girls at press events? Is that part of the secret sauce to becoming president?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Recently, or historically?

I don't think you're going to like the historical answer.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Historical answers please! I probably will like to know them but will most likely be equally disgusted.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

Historically, you shook hands and kissed babies to show you were a man of the people running for office.

That's why my bid for the Texas Senate fell through. I got the two mixed up.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Dude, they can't even get Ron DeSantis to display human emotion, I don't know if the skin suit is too tight or what, but it's never happened.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Are there even any other politicians with this trend of getting uncomfortably close with young girls at press events?

... so every politician from back in my day? Half the shit they did was kiss babies and give hugs and kisses to people like suit wearing germ monkeys.

I'm pretty sure they still do it too but nobody cares enough to post about it unless they have an agenda lol.

You'd think being a faux-billionaire russian asset election tampering felon and convicted grab her by the pussy rapist would have more of an impact over politicians doing old shit like kissing babies for cameras would matter more.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (10 children)

Maybe we should get rid of all the politicians from back in your day and start electing younger ones that understand how creepy that shit is and also understand modern shit well enough to legislate on it.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Are there even any other politicians with this trend of getting uncomfortably close with young girls at press events?

Matt Gaetz enters the chat

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Where's his other (tiny) hand at?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Ew wtf is this?

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