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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cracker Barrel is two woke now, did you not get the memo? I eat exclusively at Chik fil a now.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Technically I'm a food server, and so therefore served. I should get a discount too.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

thank you for your service, braver than the troops o7

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm gonna get a hat that says Food Wars Veteran and go everywhere in a motorized chair now that I'm a veteran server.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

REST IN PEACE TO THE SOLDIERS THAT DIED IN THE SERVICE
I DIVE IN HER CERVIX

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

even lamer then getting blown up for a Camaro

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Shut up, nerd

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

TRUE PATRIOTS IN CHARGE

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
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