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strangelove Keeping my vital essenses for when there are...excesses.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

This is standard issue in the IOF Cum Preservation Unit.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Another win for capitalism

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

I am my own portable self contained cum warmer. No batteries or cord required!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

I used one of these at the portable sperm clinic I ran for my unvaxxed loads out of a closed down Walmart.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

I am convinced people do this cum thing on purpose, I have never seen it used when there is no possible way to interpret it as meaning ejaculate, it's always cum restaurant or cum tourist or something

this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2024
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