"So you're gonna pardon my federal felonies after the election, right dad?"
"Right?"
"just smoke a little crack, dad"
fuck it, why not, can't be anymore elder abuse than what they're already doing
Remember the insufferable snarkiness after his conviction, where libs went "I'd never vote for Hunter! Thank God he's not on the ticket houhouhou 😏"
Well....
The libs assured me that Hunter Biden was a PRIVATE CITIZEN with no bearing on his father’s political career. This is supposedly why his corruption and felony conviction were irrelevant.
Unless there's an audio clip of hunter being like "father, joe biden, daddy, please do some corruption for me" and biden responding "yes hunter my son of course I will abuse my power for you, that's what it's for, that's why I, Joseph Biden, became president- to do corruption" liberals won't believe there's a connection. Until that point it's schrodinger's conversation where he "could just be talking to him as his father about normal things!" or whatever
See: the 3 way conference call during the Hillary Clinton email scandal where Heather Samuelson and Cheryl Mills (the latter was Hillary's chief of staff) had a conference call the details of which are unknown because they told the FBI they had attorney client privilege (Hillary being the client) despite neither of them working as an attorney for Hillary in any capacity and that Paul Combetta "serviced" the call as an IT worker right before immediately going to delete the server
It is so very obvious that they told Combetta he needed to do what he did and at the very least all 3 are guilty for spoliation as a result BUT WOOPS LIBERALS DON'T CARE HAHAHA
Another example from the same scandal: Attorney General Loretta Lynch tried to secretly meet with Bill Clinton on a tarmac during the investigation and was only outed because some local news reporter saw and she just told people they were "talking golf" even though she doesn't golf and Clinton wasn't fucking golfing in Phoenix AZ in the summer
, but somehow Hunter is more of a failson than Trump's kids.
Killing or retiring Genocide Joe and replacing him with Hunter as the candidate has several important benefits:
Probably the coolest historical aspect would be the first-ever White House sex videos posted on PornHub.
Biden taking advice from his criminal corruption politically compromised ukrained crime jobs crime son is very funny.
Watching the Dems fight is like watching a family fight over a senile parents car keys and (more importantly) future estate.
This is where people get the meanest. The convention is going to get ugly AF.
The convention is going to get ugly AF.
It's on zoom so they'll just mute and boot anyone not towing the line
The Fall of the House of Biden
well hunter if you want him to stay in, you have to share your crack with him to get him hyped up for the next debate you dumbass.
I think we all know what's gonna happen in the next debate. He was clearly under juiced this time, so whoever is responsible is going to over compensate and Biden will end up overjuiced to an extreme. His heart is going to burst from his chest with the force of a tactical nuke
awesome how "in command of the facts" is an aspiration for our Dear Leader, rather than a bare minimum requirement for holding office that doesn't even warrant mention. great country, great system
Death to America
but we don't have a time machine, Hunter
Presidential Advisor Hunter Biden recently went on Good Morning America to talk about his father's legacy, what this country means to his family, and even shared his grandmother's recipe for crack cocaine
ResistLibs: Oh, thanks for telling me all about Hunter Biden, I'll be sure not to vote for him!
Hunter Biden: Where did that bring you? Back to me.
hunter please smoke crack with him before the next debate
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