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As a tiny goblin person, thank you for getting the beans from the top shelf for me.
I am jealous of tallness but understand that it comes with its own problems
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I want the greater choice of clothes that being a shorter person entails. Nothing fecking fits me. Also beds, airline seats, and cars (I will never buy a truck). I'm jealous of my smaller friends who can nap on any seat.
I've never felt scared, intimidated, and threatened as an adult, so there's that.
As a short arsed void goblin I have a long spoon for doing stuff like that, though my wife will get stuff when I ask 
Adorable 
As a short person I feel useless until someone uses my head as an arm rest.
Reading about underground insurgencies in Vietnam or Gaza, I will never devalue shorter people.
Armrest wife 
As a short person, I feel fearful about dating someone my height or shorter than my height because I want someone like ButtBidet to be my extended person who can grabbed my canned beanis that we keep on the top of the shelf for security reasons (because beanis is very sacred).
You two can't just do the Powerrangers thing and combine into one mecha person?
As a tall person, I always wondered why it's not cool to ask short people to do short people shit for me. Like, I dropped something and the floor is just soooo far down there...
This made think of how the dinosaurs in Dinotopia are all really proud of being useful with their various physical attributes.
As a tall person, I feel fully useless until someone calls me to hang shit up on the the ceiling or grab something on the shelf. Then I'm like
No!
