It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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"we need skibidi biden back!"
"yes, the thing, its comin back"
What does that even mean in this context?
He's going to be an asshole to Conservatives? He can't stop giving them free handies
You know how you can make birds go to sleep if you put a cover over their cage so it's dark?
it's like that
"Hey! What happened to the lights! I'm watching HBO here, jack. Hey! I'm the president of the... of the... of..." He's so sleepy-sleepy! It's hard to keep his eyes open! Then the president yawns. Jill says "night lights" and low-level lights go on so she can guide him to their room 'cause it's nighty-night. Jill tells he's going to have wonderful dreams. The president says - "About ice cream?" And Jill says "Yes! If you want, honey."
Previously he had demanded he go to nighty-night himself but everybody was afraid he'd fall and break his hip. If the president is traveling and Jill isn't there - she's replaced by Jill 2.0. She's a young aide with a similar build and voice who wears copies of Jill's clothes and a Jill mask. If the president says "Why do you look different?" She just says "You're already dreaming,' and the president gets distracted and forgets his question.
Dark Brandon's going to purge his own party before touching the Republicans
what
Real 
energy with this one.